Break out the champagne

[DarthMuffinMix]

After about 40 hours of playing, I realized that I had dug myself into a fairly deep hole, with a K/D of 0.38.  I blame this on a love of the Walker Assault maps, eschewing of vehicle and hero powerups, a focus on team objectives over self-preservation, and an admittedly vast number of unfortunate decisions.

Also, in moments of panic I tend to hit two adjacent PC keys, simultaneously triggering both my jetpack and a grenade.
I then travel comically on the same arc as the grenade, which explodes and kills me upon landing. This happens a lot.

However, through several weeks of careful game management and unashamedly blatant self-interest, I have finally attained a win ratio of 50% and K/D of 1.0. So let it now be known to the world - that I have striven for mediocrity and achieved it!

[Rayce]

You exceeded it, 1.0 is really really good.

[SamRussell]

*Pop*

[Led]

Nice work muffin 

[Unit 33]

You did us proud,lad lass.