Can anyone think of some funny or crazy conspiracies? I was watching Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory and I want to hear some more whacky conspiracies. lol
Denver something is the illumanati's home base, 9/11 was an inside job, which has some truth to it, uhhhhh that's all I follow. oh, and FEMA camps.
The last time someone made a conspiracy topic, the content was moved and/or locked.
But if you want conspiracies, just look up List of conspiracies on Wikipedia. :P
Underwood conspiracy- House of Cards.
LIL B IS TUPAC AND HE IS THE RAWEST RAPPER ALIVE.
being a freemason i have to come clean and say everything youve ever heard ever is 100% unequivocally true
No one ever landed on the moon. True story.
Dark_Phantom isn't actually a phantom.
My grandpa was a freemason. (seriously)
"Freemason"?
Quote from: {TCE}Call-of-Duty on February 20, 2014, 06:00:30 PM
"Freemason"?
There's Google and Wikipedia for a reason, CoD.
In any case, a random conspiracy to throw out there with highly superficial criteria, KIWI IS NOT REALLY A KIWI! SLEEPKILLER KILLS PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP! AND LED IS REALLY A BLOCK OF ANIMATE LEAD!
Do I believe those conspiracies? No. Are they 100% fake? Yes.
Quote from: Gold Man on February 20, 2014, 06:13:20 PM
Do I believe those conspiracies? Yes. Are they 100% fake? no.
need i say more?
Quote from: Gold Man on February 20, 2014, 06:13:20 PM
SLEEPKILLER KILLS PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!
True.
If you lot don't get the sarcasm here I'll be shocked.
Okay, SK is Freddie Kruger and a Freemason is a frat guy with stonemason heritage. So I went on Wiki's conspiracy list and saw all of those conspiracies but the one that interests me the most was the Philadelphia Experiment. Cause I'm on my phone I won't talk about so here's the link: [spoiler]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gold Man on February 20, 2014, 06:13:20 PM
Do I believe those conspiracies? No. Are they 100% fake? Yes.
It's a Conspiracy that you are an atheist to Conspiracies. Does this make you agnostic? Maybe.
Also! Note everyone, our front page is now littered with nothing but the word Conspiracy!
Cool topic. Here are some interesting ones.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunami_bomb
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAARP
Conspiracy to top all dumb conspiracies: Jesuits sank the Titanic to kill some of the world's richest, most powerful Jews.
The whole site is just a sort of matrix prison that all former and current battlefront players are trapped in.
The matrix prison project was originally hosted by Buckler/Led, but eventually the evil master mind Bamdur took over and threw Led in it as well. The gamespy servers were our only way out, which Led and SK already knew, but to no avail, as the evil prison keeper had already shut the servers down.
An attempted escape plan to free us all with the Openspy project was too weak to get us all out, and the rest of us "active members" remain here, hoping tunngle will glitch the matrix out one day..
*Gets nailed in the back of the neck with virtual sniper rifle bullet*
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on February 20, 2014, 07:22:45 PM
The whole site is just a sort of matrix prison that all former and current battlefront players are trapped in.
The matrix prison project was originally hosted by Buckler/Led, but eventually the evil master mind Bamdur took over and threw Led in it as well. The gamespy servers were our only way out, which Led and SK already knew, but to no avail, as the evil prison keeper had already shut the servers down.
An attempted to free as all with the Openspy project was too weak to get us all out, and the rest of us "active members" remain here, hoping tunngle will glitch the matrix out one day..
*Gets nailed in the back of the neck with virtual sniper rifle bullet*
The only thing that made this a conspiracy was the fact that you cannot read it wholly without getting lost because it's so whacked. XD
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on February 20, 2014, 07:22:45 PM
The whole site is just a sort of matrix prison that all former and current battlefront players are trapped in.
The matrix prison project was originally hosted by Buckler/Led, but eventually the evil master mind Bamdur took over and threw Led in it as well. The gamespy servers were our only way out, which Led and SK already knew, but to no avail, as the evil prison keeper had already shut the servers down.
An attempted to free as all with the Openspy project was too weak to get us all out, and the rest of us "active members" remain here, hoping tunngle will glitch the matrix out one day..
*Gets nailed in the back of the neck with virtual sniper rifle bullet*
For God sakes man, STOP WATCHIN THE MATRIX!! In other news I have just found out that Templars are real. So everyone get your hidden blades and eagle vision ready :tu:
Quote from: ULTIMO on February 20, 2014, 07:40:04 PM
The only thing that made this a conspiracy was the fact that you cannot read it wholly without getting lost because it's so whacked. XD
That's ehm.. The whole idea :P
Quote from: SleepKiller on February 20, 2014, 04:58:36 PM
Dark_Phantom isn't actually a phantom.
My favorite conspiracy theory.
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on February 20, 2014, 07:22:45 PM
The whole site is just a sort of matrix prison that all former and current battlefront players are trapped in.
The matrix prison project was originally hosted by Buckler/Led, but eventually the evil master mind Bamdur took over and threw Led in it as well. The gamespy servers were our only way out, which Led and SK already knew, but to no avail, as the evil prison keeper had already shut the servers down.
An attempted to free as all with the Openspy project was too weak to get us all out, and the rest of us "active members" remain here, hoping tunngle will glitch the matrix out one day..
*Gets nailed in the back of the neck with virtual sniper rifle bullet*
Second favorite conspiracy theory. This one is actually true. But how about this one...
QuoteI am Sleepkiller.
Me and a few old friends would make up conspiracy theories when we were bored (battlefront friends, watcha gonna do?..)
At one point we came up with the crazy idea that Led was actually all/most of the "active" players that didn't seem to chat/talk much ingame. Like some sort of way to get people thinking that SWBF was "Still alive!"
Then things went to a deeper sort of creepy with all of the "Rhen Var: Harbour Monster sitings."
Of course back then we didn't know that SWBF didn't quite support ais that could really "haunt" near empty servers, or understand why the reticule would glitch out red around the big hall building for no apparent reason.
--Off topic: Another thing that would be cool to implement into the SWFOC Unity game, is a sort of AI hauting a random near empty server every year or so.. Kind of like an Easter egg that can kill you?
Quote from: -={212}=- MarT' on February 20, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
9/11 was an inside job, which has some truth to it
It has 100% truth to it.
Quote from: Gold Man on February 20, 2014, 03:16:40 PM
The last time someone made a conspiracy topic, the content was moved and/or locked.
The last thread was locked because I made a completely convincing and serious case against the official story for the Boston Marathon Bombing, not long after it happened. This thread won't be locked because most of the ideas are jokes.
The Lead part is probably true, now he's all the people on Tunngle that aren't on the site
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on February 20, 2014, 08:25:40 PM
Another thing that would be cool to implement into the SWFOC Unity game, is a sort of AI hauting a random near empty server every year or so.. Kind of like an Easter egg that can kill you?
Let's bring that into the Unity Forum, but I love it. Sort of like Minecraft's Herobrine to SWFOC. :D
Perhaps what we could do is whenever there's a server with like 1-5 people or something out of a 32 player server, we could setup like a random local AI walking about the map, or even a ghost-like IG-88 sniping people from rooftops! And then for the name it would say (either in killcam or killchart): Player killed by null_player_blank_unknown or some other sort of spooky code. And the best part? When they check the player list, HE WON'T SHOW UP!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ok, I'm taking that theory a bit far off, but it would still be an awesome easter egg to implement. ;)
Gold Man that would be awesome (with IG-88). And if you somehow get close to him he uses his flame thrower and/or poison gas. Doesn't he have a dart gun to?
Quote from: Joseph on February 20, 2014, 08:27:41 PM
It has 100% truth to it.
I guess, but I don't know which articles to believe, some state some things, others state other things... some debunk certain things, others debunk those things.
More conspiracies: LTIN ISNT REALLY WHEATLY, JK NEVER KILLED A JEDI IN HIS LIFE, STINGSTER DOESN'T STING OR HAVE A VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: -={212}=- MarT' on February 21, 2014, 05:58:16 AM
I guess, but I don't know which articles to believe, some state some things, others state other things... some debunk certain things, others debunk those things.
You never have to believe anything except your own brain. There is no infallible source. I'll give the most critical information here (it's all easy to find online at dozens of locations.)
1. Building 7 collapsed at free-fall speed, therefore it must have been a controlled demolition. Plus, fires don't collapse buildings.
2. The twin towers eventually collapsed at free fall speeds, and there was thermite residue in the ruins which burned for weeks after 9/11. Therefore this was a controlled demolition as well.
3. Flight 77 had microcells preinstalled in advance to enable those otherwise impossible phone calls to be made from a plane. (This is the only point here which is not easy to google for, so see here (http://qr.ae/IGD9b)).
4.
This is the most important point: There were dozens of air force drills on the morning of 9/11, some of which simulated the exact events which later actually happened (simulated hijackings which explain the phone calls, false radar blips which would allow the drones which crashed into the towers to be swapped with the passenger planes, which would later be shot down by unknowing fighter planes, and simulations of airplanes crashing into buildings (which is how you get drone pilots to do it without any knowledge beforehand)). Google 9/11 war games, and go to the wikipedia page, it's all there. This was declassified a couple years after 9/11, it's officially acknowledged, there's nothing to debate.
The most important thing to understand in the above, and which many or most truthers do not appreciate, is that the whole thing could be orchestrated
by less than five people. Only a very high ranking person, and perhaps a couple others, would ever need to know the whole story (not even the President, who almost certainly did not know). The drills make it possible to orchestrate the events without a massive conspiracy. The odds of these highly specific drills coinciding with identical events on the same morning
are impossible, there's no way it wasn't an inside job, case closed.
The drill-going-live pattern was repeated in London subway bombing of 2005, as well as the boston marathon bombing last year.
The loose change video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRm8M-qOjQ
is very good, the only thing it gets wrong is denying the phone calls, they were real and happened by design.
Fine points you raise there. I don't know enough facts about the events to come to a conclusion about it myself, but let's say it was indeed an inside job. (Not saying it was or wasn't. For the purposes of this discussion we'll say it was.)
Several questions come to mind. Why would a high ranking military official coordinate an attack like that? Were the said people infiltrators? Or were just corrupt and willing to accept money? Another possibility is that they were the victims of extortion. I'm just listing off possibilities here. What exactly is your theory on it?
Timothy mcveigh essentially worked alone and before 9/11 was the worst terrorist attack on American soil and I'm pretty sure that the Unabomber worked alone too
Quote from: SleepKiller on February 21, 2014, 05:56:49 PMSeveral questions come to mind. Why would a high ranking military official coordinate an attack like that? Were the said people infiltrators? Or were just corrupt and willing to accept money? Another possibility is that they were the victims of extortion. I'm just listing off possibilities here. What exactly is your theory on it?
To answer your last questions first, no, I think 9/11 was entirely generated from high within the US government, no infiltrators or extortion. Evidence supporting this is that false flags attacks have happened before, like the Gulf of Tonkin, and others were planned, including shooting down an American plane which would have triggered a conflict with Cuba (didn't happen). The idea of using drills which go live preceded 9/11 by decades.
For the first question, there are two main reasons, and probably both played a role.
The first one is money, there was a huge monetary incentive for the US to invade the middle east, namely oil.
Cheney is a strong candidate for the main conspirator, and he made billions off the war from Hallibuton.
Also, there was a huge increase in put options (which bet that a stock will drop) placed on American Airlines, United Airlines, and many other companies, and maybe some others the day before 9/11. This was so dramatic that it was investigated by the SEC, who eventually deputized hundreds of people, preventing them from testifying. Why would they do that?
However I think there's a deeper reason, which convinces me more, and that is to permanently alter the political climate in America and pave the way for some truly tyrannical policies, like the Patriot Act, the NDAA, etc. The US has evolved into a very different (worse) country in the last 13 years, and most of the worst stuff is "justified" via the "War on Terror", which is in turn "justified" via 9/11 (and smaller-scale stuff like Boston).
This latter reason hasn't really become obvious until recently, with the Snowden leaks showing how far gone our civil liberties really are, the NDAA allowing for indefinite detention of any citizen without trial, and the government white-paper which authorizes the assassination of US citizens (on foreign soil).
(Really, you just have to look at who organized the specific simulations which took place in those war games. This person should be a conspirator. I'm not sure if this is known though, I thought it was Cheney, but have to check)
(This article is good to read, it discusses the war games and shows how clueless the Air Force was about the actual attacks -- when they got the news, they still thought it was part of their drills. http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2006/08/norad200608. The Air Force people, or at least 99% of them, had no knowledge of the conspiracy)
It was just some suicide bombers, good God you sound like my mom talking about how they "faked" the moon landing
Quote from: {TCE}Call-of-Duty on February 21, 2014, 06:44:18 PM
It was just some suicide bombers, good God you sound like my mom talking about how they "faked" the moon landing
The actual evidence is conclusive, but social shaming and name-calling only prevent people from evaluating it honestly. Please read what I wrote, if you just assume I'm wrong because it's socially unacceptable to talk about 9/11 in a slightly skeptical way, then you are partially responsible for future attacks, because they rely on ignorance.
Quote from: Joseph on February 21, 2014, 06:49:26 PM
The actual evidence is conclusive, but social shaming and name-calling only prevent people from evaluating it honestly. Please read what I wrote, if you just assume I'm wrong because it's socially unacceptable to talk about 9/11 in a slightly skeptical way, then you are partially responsible for future attacks, because they rely on ignorance.
yeah, I had to write a paper about 9/11, and the teacher would not allow us to write about conspiracy theories, I guess because it's "socially unacceptable" Is the Larry Silverstein theory wrong then?
Quote from: Black Water on February 21, 2014, 07:23:57 PM
yeah, I had to write a paper about 9/11, and the teacher would not allow us to write about conspiracy theories, I guess because it's "socially unacceptable" Is the Larry Silverstein theory wrong then?
I don't know what the theory is specifically, but it's pretty unlikely Silverstein had a role in the attacks, just vague advance knowledge probably given to him by the intel community to justify planting the explosives (a 9/11-style attack was rumored without basis in the CIA for months beforehand.)
you all should just vote for me for president in like 2032 so i can end all conspiracies...and protectify the americas by first blowing up the border between us and mexico and canada and becoming a hermit nation like before ww2....right after that when ww3 breaks out when the north koreans invade israel and the russians nuke china thats when well get involved
Quote from: Black Water on February 21, 2014, 07:23:57 PM
yeah, I had to write a paper about 9/11, and the teacher would not allow us to write about conspiracy theories
Lol, that's insane, were you specifically instructed to ignore all facts then?
Quote from: ULTIMO on February 20, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
Can anyone think of some funny or crazy conspiracies?
Hey guys... do you remember what the initial topic was? Because I would suggest 9/11 is a serious conspiracy with merit. Oh well, never mind.
My personal favourite is this here example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Wanna split it between real and "creative" conspiracies. It's one of your forte's, that and telling me to stop double-posting :D
Instead I will just lock this pile of crap.