Why is everyone afraid of Sally?

[Helios]

I challenge sally... You choose what im challenging you to, lol

[RepComm]

I do believe sally must use a host to say what she wishes.

I offer myself (this post) as the host for what Sally will reply.

* Sally YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

[SleepKiller]

I challenge sally... You choose what im challenging you to, lol

What have you done? You're making her angry!

[Kit Fisto]

Sally? Oh Sally! Yea me and her were together from 3rd to 7th grade. She's old news. Get over her guys. This song describes her perfectly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY&feature=kp

* Sally questions why this foolish green man possibly thinks he knows her.

[Gold Man]

I offer myself (this post) as the host for what Sally will reply.

That just sounds like were worshipping Sally as a deity now.

As for Sally, I've no quarrel with the being. Therefore, I request this post not be modified by Sally, as I have not had an encounter with her, nor do I wish to encounter her at any point.

[Kit Fisto]

I have not had an encounter with her, nor do I wish to encounter her at any point.

Oh how little you know.

You don't encounter Sally, Sally encounters you.
Lock your doors, shut down your computer and hide under the covers, and pray she isn't already under the covers when you get there.

[engelskrieger]

I took a subway to her ten years ago   

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[RepComm]

That just sounds like were worshipping Sally as a deity now.

That's the idea my good fellow.