what are everyone's favorite quotes?

[Ltin]

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"Jokes are like frogs.


If you dissect them they will die."

Frogs are usually dead before you dissect them. Not so with jokes.

[Unit 33]

Frogs are usually dead before you dissect them. Not so with jokes.

You got me there.

"I couldn't for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."


"I used to wonder where the sun came from everyday. And then it dawned on me."

[Gold Man]

"I couldn't for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."


"I used to wonder where the sun came from everyday. And then it dawned on me."

Ah, I see what you did there, Unit... 

"There are three things I rely on. Cheap, Cheat, and Luck!" - a quote I've used several times to respond to my friend in real life when I talk about what he considers "impossible" in schoolwork.

[Unit 33]

Ah, I see what you did there, Unit... 

They're just some of my favourite old jokes.


Er here's a quote to make up for the bad jokes.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

-Hunter S. Thompson

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LOL!

[BlackScorpion]

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"Jokes are like frogs.


If you dissect them they will die."

If you're going to fix something, do it right; your use of "is" is superfluous.





Tehehe.  I really should stop messing around on the internet.  But, then again...

[Anyder]

Here goes mine:

Live your life. Listen to you music way too loud, be as crazy and as ''different'' as you want to be and always remember you're not alone.

[SleepKiller]

Never look at what another person did wrong rather look at what you yourself could have done better.

Now this is one that can be applied to many different situations but I primarily pondered over it while playing team based shooters because so many people fail to do this. Do it and your entire team will benefit. (But also try applying it to life as well; after an argument with someone or something similar. You'll be better off for it.)

[DarthNILIUS0517]

" Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."
  -John F. Kennedy
                         
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
These two quotes are really great in my opinion 

[Darth Verik]

Oh boy this is a tough one! i love quotes >D

"I am part of all that i have met" - Alfred Tennyson

"In the name of truth, i, whilst living, have conquered the universe" Johann Wolfgang Goethe (from Faust)

"Knowing is not enough; we must apply....Willing is not enough; we must do" - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

Seriously guys, go find some books of goethe, he owns
Seriously people, go find some poems of Tennyson, he rocks
Seriously folks, go find some Bonaparte information, he's badass
Seriously SWBF! Go find them quotes

I love these things...

[Unit 33]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

I also found that quote attributed to several other chaps:
"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon." - Horatio Nelson
Something's going on here... Napoleon definitely said it, but the quote has been bashed about a bit.
http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/07/06/never-interfere/

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up." - Hunter S. Thompson

And a bunch by Stephan Fry:
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me"
"I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book."
"I shouldn't be saying this - high treason, really - but I sometimes wonder if Americans aren't fooled by our accent into detecting brilliance that may not really be there."

[Helios]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Swedish International football/soccer player)

"We are looking for an apartment (in Paris). If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."

[Darth Verik]

hahha nice Unit, but to be honest i don't think Napoleon had read anything about Nelson...for the same reason he had never read anything about Wellington. He thought he was the best, and with an ego like that you wont get very far lol

"Democracy... is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder; and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike." - Plato

[Unit 33]

"Nothing that is morally wrong can be politically right."
-William Gladstone

A bunch from H.G Wells:
"If we don't end war, war will end us."
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"Advertising is legalized lying."
"History is a race between education and catastrophe."

Appropriately, here are some from Orson Welles:
"The enemy of art is the absence of limitations."
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."

[BlackScorpion]

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.