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Title: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 02, 2013, 06:00:03 PM
What are everyones favorite quotes?
They can be real or fictional.
mine: "...and while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors we inflict on ourselves.
So you send your men. They wont find themselves a fight. They'll only find and old man. An old man tired, but satisfied that he did his duty. And old man weary from a mind more filled with memory, than it is with hope"
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Helios on April 02, 2013, 06:37:05 PM
"A wizard?! Im harry, just harry!" -Harry Potter
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: SirPimped on April 02, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
"I believe in an absolute difference between animation and photography. However sophisticated your computer-generated imagery is, if it's been created from no physical elements and you haven't shot anything, it's going to feel like animation. There are usually two different goals in a visual effects movie. One is to fool the audience into seeing something seamless, and that's how I try to use it. The other is to impress the audience with the amount of money spent on the spectacle of the visual effect, and that, I have no interest in. We try to enhance our stunt work and floor effects with extraordinary CGI tools like wire and rig removals. If you put a lot of time and effort into matching your original film elements, the kind of enhancements you can put into the frames can really trick the eye, offering results far beyond what was possible 20 years ago. The problem for me is if you don't first shoot something with the camera on which to base the shot, the visual effect is going to stick out if the film you're making has a realistic style or patina. I prefer films that feel more like real life, so any CGI has to be very carefully handled to fit into that." - Christopher Nolan

"He Profits Most Who Serves Best" - Arthur Sheldon

''Amidst the blue skies, a link from past to future. The sheltering wings of the protector."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Black Water on April 02, 2013, 07:19:01 PM
"you can't handle the truth" ....
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 02, 2013, 07:40:06 PM
"Whats a Hobbit?!?!?..." -Mart
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Joseph on April 02, 2013, 08:26:55 PM
"This sentence is false."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Droideka on April 02, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
"They don't think it be like it is but it do"

Wise words from a wise man.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Anyder on April 02, 2013, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Droideka on April 02, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
"They don't think it be like it is but it do"

Wise words from a wise man, Anyder.
Right droideka, ill try to tell u more later :) xD
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 03, 2013, 02:02:48 AM
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Douglas Adams
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Der Feine Herr on April 03, 2013, 04:02:18 AM
``To be the best you have to beat the best´´ - Showtek
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Kit Fisto on April 03, 2013, 07:15:31 AM
"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Carbon27 on April 03, 2013, 10:18:25 AM
The whole song The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes and Ryan Tedder. but mainly this part:

"half the populations just waiting to see me fail, yeah right you're better off tryin to freeze hell
Some of us do it for the females, some of us do it for the retails
I do it for the kids life through the towel in on and every time you fall its just gonna make your chin strong"

Best. Song. Ever.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: SchTicK on April 03, 2013, 11:52:43 AM
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."


― W.C. Fields
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 03, 2013, 12:14:48 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on April 03, 2013, 02:02:48 AM
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Douglas Adams

"Its always fools that come up with the best ideas, because they are so absurd, that nobody thinks anyone will even try it." -me
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Dbiz on April 03, 2013, 03:38:12 PM
Somebody once asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:

❝Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.❞
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 03, 2013, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: Dbiz on April 03, 2013, 03:38:12 PM
Somebody once asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:

❝Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.❞
Bravo to the Dalai Lama (https://www.swbfgamers.com/Smileys/macx/clap.gif)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 03, 2013, 04:28:37 PM
Quote from: Dbiz on April 03, 2013, 03:38:12 PM
Somebody once asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:

❝Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.❞
Aint that the truth
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Shazam on April 03, 2013, 04:37:29 PM
"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you." - USMC Quote

I think we can all learn from that out on the battlefield. :P

edit:  Also, "You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand." - USMC
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: (212th)Josh02 on April 03, 2013, 04:41:09 PM
"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."-Shaquille O'Neal
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 03, 2013, 04:53:47 PM
Quote from: Shazam on April 03, 2013, 04:37:29 PM
"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you." - USMC Quote

I think we can all learn from that out on the battlefield. :P

edit:  Also, "You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand." - USMC
Im going to take a guess and say that usmc is the united states marine corps.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 03, 2013, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Ltin on April 03, 2013, 04:53:47 PM
Im going to take a guess and say that usmc is the united states marine corps.
Good guess.
(Why would you need to guess?..)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 03, 2013, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on April 03, 2013, 04:56:02 PM
Good guess.
(Why would you need to guess?..)
i dont know where you live, and im not familliar with all the military acronyms.
I know what the four branches of the military are, and not much else to be honest.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: D4R|< $1D3 on April 05, 2013, 04:34:50 PM
"Stay Frosty."-Call Of Duty MW1-3-Price
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Gold Man on April 05, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
"Coolios." - Me
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 05, 2013, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: {Alpha}Gold Man on April 05, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
"Coolios." - Me
GM, I've heard several people start saying that before you ever did XD...
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 06, 2013, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: {Alpha}Gold Man on April 05, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
"Coolios." - Me
"no. just, no." -me
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Snake on April 06, 2013, 01:54:16 PM
My all time favorite:
(https://www.swbfgamers.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi414.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp226%2Faatcfett%2Fnever-argue-with-stupid-people-mark-twain_zpsdbd15067.jpg&hash=11cea1993f7daef6d436dbc151a8f9e66df73a04)

:P
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 06, 2013, 01:59:43 PM
xD, so true...
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ultimo on April 06, 2013, 03:05:37 PM
My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Gold Man on April 06, 2013, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Ultimo (Nobi) on April 06, 2013, 03:05:37 PM
My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

:rofl: So frickin' genius! :XD:
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 06, 2013, 03:52:28 PM
Quote from: Ultimo (Nobi) on April 06, 2013, 03:05:37 PM
My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

The best I've seen was somebody called "The entire population of Switzerland".


QUOTE

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-Shakespeare
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Joseph on April 06, 2013, 05:23:32 PM
Quote from: Snake on April 06, 2013, 01:54:16 PM
My all time favorite:
(https://www.swbfgamers.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi414.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp226%2Faatcfett%2Fnever-argue-with-stupid-people-mark-twain_zpsdbd15067.jpg&hash=11cea1993f7daef6d436dbc151a8f9e66df73a04)

:P
Something about this really bugs me, I guess it's the self righteousness/ arrogance combined with the tired injunction to "free your mind and think".
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on April 06, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
Mr. Twain was not known for tolerating ignorance or foolishness, so throwing adjectives like self-righteous and arrogant at him might have been considered as a compliment. (I'm sure it would be taken in the context of what you were trying to sell him.)

Here's another arrogant quote from him :P
QuoteKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {212th} Ldr. Norris on April 06, 2013, 07:14:48 PM
Quote from: tirpider on April 06, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

hmm, I like that  :D
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 06, 2013, 07:22:09 PM
Quote from: {212th} Ldr. Norris on April 06, 2013, 07:14:48 PM


hmm, I like that  :D
So keep away from people that call you a hobbit. :P
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Joseph on April 06, 2013, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: tirpider on April 06, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain
Yeah this is good advice and not arrogant.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 06, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
"Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your home, and eat it." - Lemony Snicket
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 07, 2013, 05:25:51 AM
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on April 06, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
"Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your home, and eat it." - Lemony Snicket
:rofl:
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Snake on April 07, 2013, 06:31:23 AM
Quote from: Ultimo (Nobi) on April 06, 2013, 03:05:37 PM
My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

Hahaha oh wow  :rofl:
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 08, 2013, 06:18:34 PM
"Im going to put this in a folder marked secret. Everyone knows this js the best security"
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Phobos on April 10, 2013, 11:42:11 PM
"Having swbf fun is not illegal." - Mike, a cull night friend
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 11, 2013, 08:05:25 AM
{UCF}Ldr.Mike: "QUATES? I GOTS LOTS OF QUATES."  (He spells quote like 'quate')
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 12, 2013, 10:08:47 AM
"When i was 5, my mom told me the secret to life was happiness. When i want to school, that asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up, and i told them 'happy'. They told me i didnt understand the assigment. I told them they didnt understand life" - John Lennon.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 12, 2013, 03:34:58 PM
{gli}lms.flabbin: NO!, GUYS THE SERVERS WENT DOWN!!!! D:D:D:
{gli}lms.flabbin: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!....
{gli}Cpt.DeaDmAn: Alright alright, Everyone CLAM. DOWN...
{gli}lms.flabbin: CALM!?!? CALM?!?!
{gli}lms.flabbin: I AINT NO FREAKIN' OISTER!!
{snp}Owchy..: -facepalm-

edit:
[17:40] {212th}Rlr.Eternal'Chilli: lol ur name?
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: Hi
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: im the typing skeleton
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: I have no organs.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 12, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on April 12, 2013, 03:34:58 PM
[17:40] {212th}Rlr.Eternal'Chilli: lol ur name?
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: Hi
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: im the typing skeleton
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: I have no organs.
"here lies Skeleton boss. He didn't have the guts to fight." (on a fake gravestone)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {PLA}gdh92 on April 13, 2013, 04:01:54 AM
'I was raised by my father, my mother left before I was born'
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 13, 2013, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: {PLA}gdh92 on April 13, 2013, 04:01:54 AM
'I was raised by my father, my mother left before I was born'
I didnt get that at first, then I was like ohh :slap: :rofl:
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: «ΙΞ¢KØ» on April 13, 2013, 08:35:19 AM
I am really disappointed, one Star Wars quote?  :o

sry for the long list, here are a few of my fav


"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you"

"To be angry is to be human.
I'm a Jedi. I can be better than this. "

"But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.
But not at the expense of the moment. "
[spoiler]
"I know you would. I can feel your anger. It give you focus... makes you stronger. "

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is. Train yourself to let go... of everything you fear to lose. "

"Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts. May the force be with you."

"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire."

Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. "

-Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
-Through passion, I gain strength.
-Through strength, I gain power.
-Through power, I gain victory.
-Through victory, my chains are broken.
-The Force shall free me.


"Is the dark side stronger?
No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive. "

"Not if anything to say about it I have!" [/spoiler]
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 13, 2013, 08:37:49 AM
"Master we came to rescue you."
*looks up* "good job."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on April 13, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Yoda quotes.. cool.
I always felt this one had a sublime truth to it:

Quote"Do or do not... there is no try."~Yoda

Has a sort-of Samurai feel to it.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 13, 2013, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: tirpider on April 13, 2013, 08:41:35 AM
Yoda quotes.. cool.
I always felt this one had a sublime truth to it:

Has a sort-of Samurai feel to it.
i consider that a lie. Many times there are things that will get in the way, that will cause you to fail. Meaning that it is possible to fail while "succeding" if that makes sense
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Shazam on April 13, 2013, 10:55:11 AM
Quote from: Ltin on April 13, 2013, 10:44:55 AM
i consider that a lie. Many times there are things that will get in the way, that will cause you to fail. Meaning that it is possible to fail while "succeding" if that makes sense

Sometimes you learn more from a failure than you do from accomplishing something. I think there is an Einstein quote to that effect. I'll see if I can find it.

Quote from: Albert Einstein
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

I thought there was one about each failure you make you are one step closer to finding the solution. I can't find it, though.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {PLA}gdh92 on April 13, 2013, 11:01:35 AM
The glass is neither half full nor half empty, it's twice the size it needs to be.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on April 13, 2013, 11:27:25 AM
Quote from: Ltin on April 13, 2013, 10:44:55 AM
i consider that a lie. Many times there are things that will get in the way, that will cause you to fail. Meaning that it is possible to fail while "succeding" if that makes sense

When you do something it gets done.

If things get in the way, then you did not do, you only tried and the task is not complete.

Such is life. Unplanned things get in the way.
Quote"So it goes."
~Billy Pilgrim
fictional character from Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five

Only when you try and succede has something been done.

The power from "Do or do not" is the "follow through".
To deliberatly do something, dispite obsticals.
To push through and achieve the task.
To make it happen.

Things getting in the way (however overwhelming) are convienient excuses for failure if you stop there.
But if you continue until the obsticals pass and you finish, then the task is complete.

-edit (my spelling and grammar are horrible)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 13, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
"Getter Done!" -The Cable guy
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 13, 2013, 12:13:22 PM
And now the king of quotable:

(https://www.swbfgamers.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F9%2F9c%2FOscar_Wilde_portrait.jpg%2F220px-Oscar_Wilde_portrait.jpg&hash=8a16b35add3832cba6a696110960024d31850a8e)

Oscar Wilde

"True friends stab you in the front."

"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

"The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read."


"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."

"Only the shallow know themselves."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {PLA} Van STING on April 16, 2013, 12:14:23 PM
"The new IPOD, for people with more money than sense"
                                             -Someone at archery class
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on April 16, 2013, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: vansting on April 16, 2013, 12:14:23 PM
"The new IPOD, for people with more money than sense"
                                             -Someone at archery class
Lol, smart guy there.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {PLA} Van STING on April 16, 2013, 12:17:28 PM
Quote from: {PLA}gdh92 on April 13, 2013, 11:01:35 AM
The glass is neither half full nor half empty, it's twice the size it needs to be.

A glass is always full with 1/2 some liquid and the other 1/2 is air.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:13:49 PM
Quote from: vansting on April 16, 2013, 12:17:28 PM
A glass is always full with 1/2 some liquid and the other 1/2 is destroying my liver.
/fixed


"Jokes are like frogs.


If you dissect them they will die."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on April 16, 2013, 01:26:10 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:13:49 PM
/fixed


"Jokes are like frogs.


If you dissect them they will die."
Frogs are usually dead before you dissect them. Not so with jokes.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:41:06 PM
Quote from: Ltin on April 16, 2013, 01:26:10 PM
Frogs are usually dead before you dissect them. Not so with jokes.
You got me there.

"I couldn't for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."


"I used to wonder where the sun came from everyday. And then it dawned on me."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Gold Man on April 16, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:41:06 PM
"I couldn't for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."


"I used to wonder where the sun came from everyday. And then it dawned on me."

Ah, I see what you did there, Unit...  ;)

"There are three things I rely on. Cheap, Cheat, and Luck!" - a quote I've used several times to respond to my friend in real life when I talk about what he considers "impossible" in schoolwork. :P
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: {Alpha}Gold Man on April 16, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
Ah, I see what you did there, Unit...  ;)
They're just some of my favourite old jokes.


Er here's a quote to make up for the bad jokes.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

-Hunter S. Thompson
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {PLA} Van STING on April 16, 2013, 03:36:21 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:13:49 PM
/fixed
LOL!
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: BlackScorpion on April 16, 2013, 04:37:34 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on April 16, 2013, 01:13:49 PM
/fixed


"Jokes are like frogs.


If you dissect them they will die."

If you're going to fix something, do it right; your use of "is" is superfluous.





Tehehe.  I really should stop messing around on the internet.  But, then again...
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Anyder on April 18, 2013, 09:47:39 AM
Here goes mine:

Quote from: Andy Biersack
Live your life. Listen to you music way too loud, be as crazy and as ''different'' as you want to be and always remember you're not alone.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: SleepKiller on July 22, 2013, 04:03:17 AM
Quote from: SleepKillerNever look at what another person did wrong rather look at what you yourself could have done better.

Now this is one that can be applied to many different situations but I primarily pondered over it while playing team based shooters because so many people fail to do this. Do it and your entire team will benefit. (But also try applying it to life as well; after an argument with someone or something similar. You'll be better off for it.)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: DarthNILIUS0517 on July 22, 2013, 08:52:51 AM
" Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."
  -John F. Kennedy
                         
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
These two quotes are really great in my opinion  :)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Darth Verik on July 22, 2013, 02:19:01 PM
Oh boy this is a tough one! i love quotes >D

"I am part of all that i have met" - Alfred Tennyson

"In the name of truth, i, whilst living, have conquered the universe" Johann Wolfgang Goethe (from Faust)

"Knowing is not enough; we must apply....Willing is not enough; we must do" - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

Seriously guys, go find some books of goethe, he owns
Seriously people, go find some poems of Tennyson, he rocks
Seriously folks, go find some Bonaparte information, he's badass
Seriously SWBF! Go find them quotes

I love these things...
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on July 22, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: Darth Verik on July 22, 2013, 02:19:01 PM
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte
I also found that quote attributed to several other chaps:
"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon." - Horatio Nelson
Something's going on here... Napoleon definitely said it, but the quote has been bashed about a bit.
http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/07/06/never-interfere/

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up." - Hunter S. Thompson

And a bunch by Stephan Fry:
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me"
"I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book."
"I shouldn't be saying this - high treason, really - but I sometimes wonder if Americans aren't fooled by our accent into detecting brilliance that may not really be there."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Helios on July 22, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Swedish International football/soccer player)

"We are looking for an apartment (in Paris). If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Darth Verik on July 24, 2013, 04:41:20 AM
hahha nice Unit, but to be honest i don't think Napoleon had read anything about Nelson...for the same reason he had never read anything about Wellington. He thought he was the best, and with an ego like that you wont get very far lol

"Democracy... is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder; and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike." - Plato
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on July 24, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
"Nothing that is morally wrong can be politically right."
-William Gladstone

A bunch from H.G Wells:
"If we don't end war, war will end us."
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"Advertising is legalized lying."
"History is a race between education and catastrophe."

Appropriately, here are some from Orson Welles:
"The enemy of art is the absence of limitations."
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: BlackScorpion on July 24, 2013, 11:57:25 AM
Quote from: Friedrich NietzscheHe who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on July 24, 2013, 12:38:52 PM
Quote from: Bataille, Georges & Annette Michelson. "Nietzsche's Madness", October, Vol. 36, Georges Bataille: Writings on Laughter, Sacrifice, Nietzsche, Un-Knowing. (Spring, 1986), pp. 42–45.Man incarnate' must also go mad
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: 411Remnant on July 24, 2013, 01:19:43 PM
Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick bottom. And im all out of bubble gum.
-Quote from the movie "They Live".

Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Sereja on July 24, 2013, 01:26:22 PM
QuoteThe day, which managed to survive until the end - a lucky day.
Sereja.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on July 24, 2013, 03:03:28 PM
Very true.
This, perhaps, not so much
Quote
THEY WILL ALL TASTE OBLIVION. Which tastes just like red bull. Which is disgusting.
-O' Malley
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: BlackScorpion on July 26, 2013, 12:08:46 PM
Quote from: 411Remnant on July 24, 2013, 01:19:43 PM
Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick rear. And im all out of bubble gum.
-Quote from the movie "They Live".

Hehe, was just reading this quote the other day.
John Carpenter has made some great movies.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Darth Verik on July 26, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn" <----- Who can tell me from who's that! >D...and DONT search it up
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: BlackScorpion on July 26, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Verik on July 26, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn" <----- Who can tell me from who's that! >D...and DONT search it up

I haven't seen Gone With the Wind, so although I know what movie it's from I don't know who says it.
Frank something?

Edit: I remember something about a color and know it was said by a man to a woman.  Is that woman's name Violet, by any chance?
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on July 26, 2013, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Darth Verik on July 26, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn" <----- Who can tell me from who's that! >D...and DONT search it up
I'm sure I misspelled some.. ok all of it...
[spoiler]Gone With The Wind
Ret Butler to Scarlet O'Harra?
Just before he walked out on her.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on July 27, 2013, 02:10:15 AM
Anyway this'll cheer you all up:

"Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance."

Jean-Paul Sartre
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Darth Verik on July 27, 2013, 06:46:05 AM
Unit, didn't u made one of those games with movie pictures to let people search which are for which? Maybe its an idea to make one of those with quotes or something, could be fun...if nobody cheats that is ;)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on July 27, 2013, 07:24:10 AM
Quote from: Darth Verik on July 27, 2013, 06:46:05 AM
Unit, didn't u made one of those games with movie pictures to let people search which are for which? Maybe its an idea to make one of those with quotes or something, could be fun...if nobody cheats that is ;)
Yes, I made 3 movie quizzes with the actor's faces removed.
I haven't made any more because of the ability to "search by image" via Google ruins the fun.

I'll think about it. Perhaps if I "illustrated" the quotes for people to work out... that could work.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: BlackScorpion on July 28, 2013, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on July 27, 2013, 07:24:10 AM
Yes, I made 3 movie quizzes with the actor's faces removed.
I haven't made any more because of the ability to "search by image" via Google ruins the fun.

I'll think about it. Perhaps if I "illustrated" the quotes for people to work out... that could work.

The movie screenshot type of threads are always pretty fun.
People who search by image via Google AND post an answer ruin the game, though.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Carbon27 on August 19, 2013, 08:18:29 AM
"If you are going through hell, keep going."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

-Winston Churchill
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on August 19, 2013, 10:51:21 AM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on July 27, 2013, 02:10:15 AM
"Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance."

Jean-Paul Sartre
That is twisted and wrong in so many ways... It's almost funny :P
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Carbon27 on August 19, 2013, 12:15:33 PM
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on August 19, 2013, 10:51:21 AM
That is twisted and wrong in so many ways... It's almost funny :P
I so agree. Almost funny.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Darth Verik on August 19, 2013, 12:30:44 PM
This one popped up in my mind the other day and i remembered i read it somewhere but finally found it out by a simple google search lol

"to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield" - Alfred Tennyson (from Ulysses)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on August 19, 2013, 12:59:19 PM
Quote from: -RepublicCommando- on August 19, 2013, 10:51:21 AM
That is twisted and wrong in so many ways... It's almost funny :P
Then you're lucky enough to be an optimist or the member of some form of religious practise.
Don't mind us existentialists.



Here's some Nietzsche again (at least tirpider might know what I'm on about):
"Art is not merely an imitation of the reality of nature, but in truth a metaphysical supplement to the reality of nature, placed alongside thereof for its conquest."

Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on August 19, 2013, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: UNIT 33 on August 19, 2013, 12:59:19 PM
"Art is not merely an imitation of the reality of nature, but in truth a metaphysical supplement to the reality of nature, placed alongside thereof for its conquest."
Gotta love Nietzsche. He needed it more than anyone.
Perhaps he was more of an optimist than folks give him credit for. He seemed to thrive on constantly building hurdles of soul-crushing-mythical proportion.

I contribute a pic. Not exactly a quote, but certainly within the unending boundaries of existentialism.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Unit 33 on August 19, 2013, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: tirpider on August 19, 2013, 02:15:39 PM
Gotta love Nietzsche. He needed it more than anyone.
Perhaps he was more of an optimist than folks give him credit for. He seemed to thrive on constantly building hurdles of soul-crushing-mythical proportion.

I contribute a pic. Not exactly a quote, but certainly within the unending boundaries of existentialism.
Heh heh. I'm not sure whether I should be delighted... or whether I should sink into a metaphysical pit of despair for understanding existential jokes.
[spoiler](https://www.swbfgamers.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FYl8tds9.gif&hash=bc7441354731c58c64c0a00b7e38afa18843ab83)[/spoiler]


"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical." - Arthur C. Clarke

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Phobos on August 19, 2013, 10:13:32 PM
My Favorite Quotes Of Wisdom
Part 1 (to be continued later)

"A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist." - Sir Humphrey Appleby

"Fear always springs from ignorance." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought" - Charles Kingsley

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." - Isaac Asimov

"An unjust law is itself a species of violence. Arrest for its breach is more so." - Mohandas Gandhi

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race." - Don Marquis

"I seem to have been like a child playing on the seashore, finding new and then a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered before me." - Isaac Newton

"Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it." - Albert Einstein

"It is necessary to distinguish between the virtue and the vice of obedience." - Lemuel K. Washburn

"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority.  The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." - Ralph W. Sockman

"Act so as to encourage the best in others, and by so doing you will develop the best in yourself. " - Felix Adler

"The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the question, and by seeking we may come upon the truth." - Pierre Abelard

"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense." - Robert G. Ingersoll

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P.J. O'Rourke

"We have forgotten that our sovereign duty is to leave the world in a better condition than when we each entered it." - Michael Tsarion   

"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself makes you fearless." - Lao Tzu

"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent." - Abraham Lincoln

"The right way is not always the popular and easy way. Standing for right when it is unpopular is a true test of moral character." - Margaret Chase Smith

Longer Quotes:
[spoiler]
"... a fullness of state power such as only despotism had enjoyed...surpassed all the past because it strove for the formal annihilation of the individual...Once the earth is brought under all-embracing economic control, then mankind will find it has been reduced to machinery in its service, as a monstrous clockwork system of ever smaller, more finely adjusted wheels" - Fredrick Nietzsche

"Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along." - Carl Sagan

"The great gift of universal knowledge is bequeathed to those who dare brave the heights of one's own spiritual mountain. It is given to those who not only reach the summit, but climb back down and point the way for others. The great knowing is bestowed upon those whose virtue, strength and temperance are one's guides. Mind, body, heart and soul, when in harmony, are the great attractors of truth and truth can be gained from no other method. The human being must embrace the incorruptible principles of authenticity and embody the integrity that comes from one's own inner grit to find the way. The most astounding reality, the real magic of this gift, is the awakened and fully realized, individualized self. It is the recognition of a sleeping god that had been at rest all along, lost in the dream of being human." - Claudia Pavonis

"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise" - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"One... gets an impression that civilization is something which was imposed on a resisting majority by a minority which understood how to obtain possession of the means to power and coercion.  It is, of course, natural to assume that these difficulties are not inherent in the nature of civilization itself but are determined by the imperfections of the cultural forms which have so far been developed." - Sigmund Freud

"Censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion... In the long run it will create a generation incapable of appreciating the difference between independence of thought and subservience." - Henry Steele Commager

"Responsive leaders prefer knowledge and information to be spread as widely as possible among the population, because an informed public is necessary to govern effectively, independent thought produces original ideas and is the key factor by which we progress as a society. When independent thought is stifled society is and will remain stagnant until it is free to flourish once again." - Teresa Stover

"This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart." - Bill Hicks

"History shows that there is nothing so easy to enslave and nothing so hard to emancipate as ignorance, hence it becomes the double enemy of civilization.  By its servility it is the prey of tyranny, and by its credulity it is the foe of enlightenment." - Lemuel K. Washburn

"We have been socialized to respect fear more than our own needs for language and definition, and while we wait in silence for that final luxury of fearlessness, the weight of that silence will choke us." - Audre Lorde

"Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak. And it is a solemn and weighty responsibility, and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of the pulpit, press, government, or the empty catchphrases of politicians. Each must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, and which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let man label you as they may. If you alone of all the nation shall decide one way, and that way be the right way according to your convictions of the right, you have done your duty by yourself and by your country- hold up your head! You have nothing to be ashamed of." - Mark Twain
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Dark Kahn on August 20, 2013, 08:50:25 AM
"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here, matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the bigger stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is the time for heroes. A time for legends... History is written by the victors. Now, let's get to work." ~ Lieutenant General Shepherd 
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on August 20, 2013, 11:47:01 AM
Not so philosophical, but so true it hurts.

Quote"having the same content in two different locations is a recipe for future disaster in terms of inconsistency and confusion"
~robertcollier4
On converting help file source to wiki pages from the AutoIT Forums (http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/topic/153680-convert-helpfile-to-wiki-text/#entry1108578)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on August 20, 2013, 12:24:51 PM
Quote from: tirpider on August 20, 2013, 11:47:01 AM
Not so philosophical, but so true it hurts.
On converting help file source to wiki pages from the AutoIT Forums (http://www.autoitscript.com/forum/topic/153680-convert-helpfile-to-wiki-text/#entry1108578)
Oh the wise ones of AutoIt :P (Speaking of which, it's an hundred times easier language to learn than any game programming code I've used..)
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Deceptive_Pasta on August 20, 2013, 07:59:45 PM
My favorite : You know what you are blondie you know what you are, your nothing but a dirty son of a  :censored:
Guess what is it from http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6thuiB_Kl7E&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6thuiB_Kl7E
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: tirpider on August 20, 2013, 08:18:27 PM
Quote from: Yarell on August 20, 2013, 07:59:45 PM
My favorite : You know what you are blondie you know what you are, your nothing but a dirty son of a  :censored:
Guess what is it from http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6thuiB_Kl7E&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6thuiB_Kl7E

From my favorite movie ever.
[spoiler]The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly[/spoiler]
I see something new in it every time.
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: RepComm on August 20, 2013, 10:02:35 PM
{Alpha}Cmd.Kyram: Don't be a BigMatt
{Alpha}Cmd.Kyram: Switch to DirectTV today
{Alpha}Cmd.Kyram: Nobody?
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Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: {TCE}Call-of-Duty on August 21, 2013, 01:51:04 PM
"Tickets please"

-Speaks in German and Turns around-

-Punches him and Throws Him out the Zeppelin- "No Tickets"

-All the Passengers pull out Their Tickets-

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UADE9Jbm8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UADE9Jbm8)


Yea, apparently you can't put a quote in a quote so just go back to page 6 and look at Ltin's O'Maliey quote...
Any-who, after I read that I remembered some of my favorite RvB quotes

"Yea, Suck it Blue"- Simmons

"That Was the Worst Throw. Ever. Of all Time"- Agent Washington

"Bow Chicka Bow Wow"- Tucker

"Not my Fault, Tucker did It"- Caboose
"My Name is Micheal J. Caboose, and I Hate BABIES"- Caboose, who else he has his name in the quote
Title: Re: what are everyone's favorite quotes?
Post by: Ltin on August 22, 2013, 08:37:53 PM
"my name is Micheal J. Caboose, and i hate TAXES!" -Caboose
"its texas you idiot" -Grif

No offense meant for anyone from texas. It has nothing to do with the state
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