Gamespy is giving away 5 free beta keys to Halo: Reach until tomorrow at noon PST! All you have to do is submit a haiku, and they'll pick the top five submissions, whose writers will then receive beta keys.
Full details: http://xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/halo-project/1086656p1.html (http://xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/halo-project/1086656p1.html)
Also post any funny haikus you have here. Here are two of mine
Headshots are never
Floccinaucinihili-
pilification
Pew pew pew pew pew
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
Noob tubes rule a lot
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