Quote from: hellish hellbird on April 16, 2014, 08:32:52 PM
Alright whisper. Disregard everything faye...an actual girl...has to say as step one. step two what you have to do is buy really cheap cologne. douse yourself in it. next thing to do is to pick a central american dictator (i usually go as castro) that you look like. dress up exactly like them. next go to a convention. talk to every single human being there. make it look not desperate at all or youll scare everyone away and the security(dressed as stormtroopers) will escort you out with nothing gained. eventually someone will like what you say and like what you wear at that point you are in. goodluck whisper xD
Dude, you know what, Whisper? Disregard everything I just said, and listen to Birdo. He knows what's up. '_'