what are everyone's favorite quotes?

[Unit 33]

My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

The best I've seen was somebody called "The entire population of Switzerland".


QUOTE

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-Shakespeare

[Joseph]

My all time favorite:

Something about this really bugs me, I guess it's the self righteousness/ arrogance combined with the tired injunction to "free your mind and think".

[tirpider]

Mr. Twain was not known for tolerating ignorance or foolishness, so throwing adjectives like self-righteous and arrogant at him might have been considered as a compliment. (I'm sure it would be taken in the context of what you were trying to sell him.)

Here's another arrogant quote from him

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

[{212th} Ldr. Norris]

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

hmm, I like that 

[RepComm]

hmm, I like that 

So keep away from people that call you a hobbit.

[Joseph]

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

Yeah this is good advice and not arrogant.

[RepComm]

"Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your home, and eat it." - Lemony Snicket

[Ltin]

"Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your home, and eat it." - Lemony Snicket

[Snake]

My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

Hahaha oh wow 

[Ltin]

"Im going to put this in a folder marked secret. Everyone knows this js the best security"

[Phobos]

"Having swbf fun is not illegal." - Mike, a cull night friend

[RepComm]

{UCF}Ldr.Mike: "QUATES? I GOTS LOTS OF QUATES."  (He spells quote like 'quate')

[Ltin]

"When i was 5, my mom told me the secret to life was happiness. When i want to school, that asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up, and i told them 'happy'. They told me i didnt understand the assigment. I told them they didnt understand life" - John Lennon.

[RepComm]

{gli}lms.flabbin: NO!, GUYS THE SERVERS WENT DOWN!!!! D:D:D:
{gli}lms.flabbin: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!....
{gli}Cpt.DeaDmAn: Alright alright, Everyone CLAM. DOWN...
{gli}lms.flabbin: CALM!?!? CALM?!?!
{gli}lms.flabbin: I AINT NO FREAKIN' OISTER!!
{snp}Owchy..: -facepalm-

edit:
[17:40] {212th}Rlr.Eternal'Chilli: lol ur name?
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: Hi
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: im the typing skeleton
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: I have no organs.

[Ltin]

[17:40] {212th}Rlr.Eternal'Chilli: lol ur name?
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: Hi
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: im the typing skeleton
[17:40] TheTypingSkeleton: I have no organs.

"here lies Skeleton boss. He didn't have the guts to fight." (on a fake gravestone)