what are everyone's favorite quotes?

[RepComm]

Somebody once asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:

❝Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.❞

Bravo to the Dalai Lama

[Ltin]

Somebody once asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:

❝Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.❞

Aint that the truth

[Shazam]

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you." - USMC Quote

I think we can all learn from that out on the battlefield.

edit:  Also, "You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand." - USMC

[(212th)Josh02]

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."-Shaquille O'Neal

[Ltin]

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you." - USMC Quote

I think we can all learn from that out on the battlefield.

edit:  Also, "You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand." - USMC

Im going to take a guess and say that usmc is the united states marine corps.

[RepComm]

Im going to take a guess and say that usmc is the united states marine corps.

Good guess.
(Why would you need to guess?..)

[Ltin]

Good guess.
(Why would you need to guess?..)

i dont know where you live, and im not familliar with all the military acronyms.
I know what the four branches of the military are, and not much else to be honest.

[D4R|< $1D3]

"Stay Frosty."-Call Of Duty MW1-3-Price

[Gold Man]

"Coolios." - Me

[RepComm]

"Coolios." - Me

GM, I've heard several people start saying that before you ever did XD...

[Ltin]

"Coolios." - Me

"no. just, no." -me

[Snake]

My all time favorite:

[RepComm]

xD, so true...

[Ultimo]

My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

[Gold Man]

My favorite quote... I hope this counts, it happened while I was playing a server awhile back before the gamespy shutdown:
Your Mom Killed Herself
(obviously, one player was "Your Mom", and the other was "Herself".)
:/

So frickin' genius!