Too Much Information!

[Ultimo]

If you have something just Awkward that you wanna post about, then this topic is your chance! (Please also be sure to follow Forum Rules in this topic!)

[aeria.]

Despite popular belief, I'm not gay.

[jdee-barc]

despite popular belief, I wouldn't register to vote as a democrat.

[Roxas]

Despite popular belief....I don't know. What is the popular believe about me? Oh I got one. Despite popular belief....nope. I got nothing. Someone throw me a bone here.

[tirpider]

I haven't put on a pair of socks in 5+ years.

(Not clean ones, at least.)

[Ultimo]

Some guy at my school reguarly waxes his butthole. 

[Ultimo]

Despite popular belief, over 70% of bronies ARE NOT gay. [spoiler]I happen to be one of that 70%.[/spoiler]

[Kit Fisto]

I haven't put on a pair of socks in 5+ years.

(Not clean ones, at least.)

That is quite disturbing! Anyone in Southern California could pull that off ( sandals all day every day ) but, well what do you wear!?

Despite popular belief, I'm not gay.

AND

Despite popular belief, over 70% of bronies ARE NOT gay. [spoiler]I happen to be one of that 70%.[/spoiler]

Guys, this thread is pointless if you lie.

Despite popular belief, NO, I DO NOT SEE AN ACTOR EVERYDAY.

[Gold Man]

Despite popular belief, I am not a man made of pure gold. 

[Ultimo]

Despite popular belief, Chuck Norris has 3 Middle Fingers. 0.o

[tirpider]

what do you wear!?

I wear leather loafers and toe-jam.
They don't smell as bad as you think they would. (Or I may be immune to it, at least.)

If the occasion comes up to do some proper stomping, I have my old engineering boots and doc martin pipe rolling boots (flat soles.)  They would require socks as the insoles are destroyed on both pair. (More miles on them than any car I have ever owned.)

[Roxas]

Despite popular belief, I'm not insane.

[Ultimo]

Despite popular belief, this is no longer very awkward....

[Roxas]

Despite popular belief, I do not like tentacles.

[SirPimped]

Kangaroos can't hop backwards.